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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Glee compared to Muppet Show

This is not on travel but I thought you might get a laugh out of this!

Everyone loves Glee (I like Glee).
But do you notice it is the Muppet Show with teenagers instead of Muppets.

Muppets--had a band
Glee has a band.

Muppets sang and danced to showtunes---Glee sings and dances showtunes

Muppets- have a loud, rather dominating Singing female Muppet(  Ms Piggy- a favorite in her own right)
Glee =has lead female singer- Rachel
Are you seeing a pattern:
Finn = kermit
Kurt=Fozzie
Sue=Grumpy heckler
Noah= Gonzo
Glee Cast PictureBrittany =Janice
Artie= Beeker



All kinds of movie stars are dying to drop in just like the muppets!

Glee-There is always someone getting drenched by something (Slushy Glee).
Muppets everyone got something tossed at them.

I am sure there are more similarities I am missing.

Feel free to add your own.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Strange Mustache Disease appears to be going global

 Stranger things have happened, recently while
on trip to Belize black mustaches grew on all
in attendance at the Road Kill Bar.



This phenomenon appears to be spreading!











As you see from the photos at the bar.
The location of the growth varied although most were the standard variety of under nose growth but some place it ran amok!

disease. It then jumped into the US and was captured on film.


Nashville:






Strange facial hair malady crops up in Nashville
Mysterious disease first appeared in Belize


Police suspect drinking may cause exessive growth but tea drinkers are not immune!






This popped up in San Diego:



Appears Strange mustache disease
is going

GLOBAL
San Diego had a strange occurrence of Mustache growth in a restaurant.  The other diners watched in fear and awe as the strange occurrence quickly spread over the table.  This is the 3rd known occurrence, the origins were Ladies trip Belize when the Road kill bar had a serious 100% outbreak of spontaneous mustache growth, then in Nashville it hit others while dining.
When will it end! Where will it strike next! 
Please photo and post below so we can all be aware of how rapid this  is spreading.
(Will we need to carry shavers--How will we ever get on a plane knowing this itchy issue may occur and we are not prepared.)-- 




Tuesday, May 5, 2009

China Apartments- What is this?

Looking at Apartments online in China I found these two view: 
Help What are these items?




So far my sister Carol has the funniest best answer, particularly for the foyer:

Picture 1 is a hair dryer.  (old outdated-ok maybe you have never been in establishments with this upgrade!)

Picture 2 shows the accoutrements for a little known chinese ritual involving tea kettles, giant bird baths, potted trees, plastic tubs and spray bottles.  First, you take the spray bottle and coat the tree with water.  You then collect the drippings using the plastic tub.  Transfer the drippings from the plastic tub to the tea kettle.  Heat the water to boiling.  Fill the bird bath.  Repeat until bird bath is full of hot water.  (TIP:  Act quickly or the water will cool.)  Buy a freshly slaughtered chicken, head still attached.  Holding the chicken by its head, dip it repeatedly into the bird bath full of hot water.  This will loosen the feathers.  Lay the chicken on the table and pluck the feathers, which have been loosened by the hot water.  (Save the feathers for another ritual, one that also involves the tree, a chinese opera singer and the theme song from the original three stooges movies -- more on this in a future email.)  Cook the chicken using flavorings and sauces of your choice.  Be careful of the feathers you were unable to pluck - they tend to stick in your throat.  DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT use the water in the bird bath for chicken soup --  unless of course you have access to the giant strainer that sits inside the giant bird bath.  PS, the giant birdbath also serves as a footbath, which is why it is common in the foyers of chinese apartments.  Skip the chicken and heat the water just short of boiling.  This explains why the chinese are so fond of chicken feet.
 
That should make you laugh and be happy for the new experience I can look forward to in the near future.
SMILES Diane

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