Strange Mustache Disease appears to be going global

 Stranger things have happened, recently while
on trip to Belize black mustaches grew on all
in attendance at the Road Kill Bar.



This phenomenon appears to be spreading!

As you see from the photos at the bar.

The location of the growth varied although most were the standard variety of under nose growth but some place it ran amok!

Now this was not the end to this

disease. It then jumped into the US and was captured on film.


Nashville:

Strange facial hair malady crops up in Nashville

Mysterious disease first appeared in Belize

Police suspect drinking may cause exessive growth but tea drinkers are not immune!






This popped up in San Diego:

Appears Strange mustache disease

is going

GLOBAL

San Diego had a strange occurrence of Mustache growth in a restaurant.  The other diners watched in fear and awe as the strange occurrence quickly spread over the table.  This is the 3rd known occurrence, the origins were Ladies trip Belize when the Road kill bar had a serious 100% outbreak of spontaneous mustache growth, then in Nashville it hit others while dining.

When will it end! Where will it strike next! 

Please photo and post below so we can all be aware of how rapid this  is spreading.

(Will we need to carry shavers--How will we ever get on a plane knowing this itchy issue may occur and we are not prepared.)--